
“The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.”
Those eyes. That face. Hellurrrrr.
moment i heard this quote on last week’s parks & rec, my first thought was “i wonder what cat will portray ron...